Zhorik Tore Through Like a Hurricane

Vouchers

July 4, 1993
Sunday
8:40 AM

Zhorik blew through like a hurricane, threw together some coffee, dropped into an armchair, and boiled over:

– Guess what we’re taking up! Vouchers! And where? On Nauchny Prospekt! Lyubochka is waiting there and can’t wait for us. Ah, how I love natural blondes with red curls around the cunt! July has come, the bees are fucking, tomorrow we go to Yurnatolich. Today the plan is simple – get a proper carriage, so as to match. We are no longer riff-raff to raise dust in a «Ford», we are genuine portfolio investors. Get up, wake up, we’re off to buy a jalopy!

I got up off the couch, shuffled off to the bathroom.

 

Didn’t feel like breakfast. Took a gulp of coffee and went outside.

Stood under the sun’s rays, looked around. Quiet and peaceful.

Butterflies darted through the air with no rhyme or reason, tracing flight paths — up-down-sideways-up-sideways-down. I felt like coming up with some allegory about my own scatterbrained life, comparing it to the flight of an insect. Didn’t get the chance.

A car horn sounded from over by the archway. Zhora, honking.

I hopped into the Taurus. We sped off to the northeast. Moscow was empty, only the occasional trolleybus out on the roads.

— Say what you will, student, but early Sunday morning is the best time to work out the shortest possible drive to your destination. Watch, we’ll make it to Fyodor’s in forty minutes flat.

We made it in forty-eight.

Notes

The Voucher

A voucher is a document with a stated face value, entitling its holder to goods or services. Its historical forerunners arose in medieval Europe as promissory notes and bills of exchange, and the modern concept took shape in the 18th-19th centuries.
Portfolio Investors

Portfolio investment means putting money into securities (stocks, bonds, and other financial instruments), assembled into a portfolio.
"Manda"

The meanings of the word "manda": a vulgar term in Russian, a people and language in Tanzania, an island in Kenya, a town in Bangladesh, and characters from Japanese pop culture.
Alexander Tinyakov

Alexander Tinyakov (1886-1934) — the "damned poet" of the Silver Age, author of the scandalous poem "July has come: the bees are fucking." Biography, work, provocation, and a tragic path from Symbolist to professional beggar. Context for the quotation from the novel about Russia in 1993.